The Valentine’s Day blues…

I don’t like Mayonnaise

I don’t like squid

I don’t like cauliflower

Like many things I’ve never tried…

I don’t like Valentine’s Day

To be honest I can’t really justify disliking something I’ve never tried, but I think its easier for me to not like valentines day because not being involved in the day has a high tendency to feel shit about yourself lol

Ok I can not dismiss the fact that Valentine’s Day is an over commercialised day where people are forced to spend unnecessary money in order to express their affection for their partner or someone they fancy ( because they haven’t grown the balls to express it to them prior to February 14th [dumbass] )…

With that said, it’s still not an excuse to dislike the day.

But the truth of the matter is, I’m almost 21 and I can honestly say I’ve never had a valentine, a card, a bouquet of flowers, a teddy… A friend hasn’t even offered to buy me a bar of chocolate as opposed to get one of those specially made massive boxes! (Ironically I worked in a card shop for 2 years! Where people walk in and out buying such things… piss take right?) I won’t lie it would be nice to receive something from someone… Someone that preferably doesn’t repulse me… Heck who am I to be picky? Bring it on person who slightly repulses me lool

… All I’m saying is it would be nice for once to not want to attack every Tom, Dick and Harriet (lol) I see holding an excessively LARGE card/teddy or bouquet of flowers.

OR…

Want to headbutt every couple (the amount seems quadruple on Valentine’s Day) walking aimlessly around town hand in hand, stopping to kiss every 3 steps.

OR

(If I decide to treat myself to some sort of meal… Even a chinese takeaway… )Not have to wait 2 hours before getting served! (not a jokes… my chinese last year took 2 hours and to add salt to my wounds a little more they delivered the wrong order so had to get it returned and wait another 45 minutes)

Ok yeah so let’s straighten this up… I dislike Valentine’s Day cos I’ve never had a Valentine.

Mehh probs won’t change this year. Might just end up going out next tuesday and getting excessively smashed and crying all night (FUN TIMES lool) at least I’ll be with other valentines day rejects lool.

But I won’t tell a lie, Valentine’s Day does have its plus side… You know pancake day is usually not too far away!

BRING ON PANCAKE DAY! :P

xx