The Valentine’s Day blues…

I don’t like Mayonnaise

I don’t like squid

I don’t like cauliflower

Like many things I’ve never tried…

I don’t like Valentine’s Day

To be honest I can’t really justify disliking something I’ve never tried, but I think its easier for me to not like valentines day because not being involved in the day has a high tendency to feel shit about yourself lol

Ok I can not dismiss the fact that Valentine’s Day is an over commercialised day where people are forced to spend unnecessary money in order to express their affection for their partner or someone they fancy ( because they haven’t grown the balls to express it to them prior to February 14th [dumbass] )…

With that said, it’s still not an excuse to dislike the day.

But the truth of the matter is, I’m almost 21 and I can honestly say I’ve never had a valentine, a card, a bouquet of flowers, a teddy… A friend hasn’t even offered to buy me a bar of chocolate as opposed to get one of those specially made massive boxes! (Ironically I worked in a card shop for 2 years! Where people walk in and out buying such things… piss take right?) I won’t lie it would be nice to receive something from someone… Someone that preferably doesn’t repulse me… Heck who am I to be picky? Bring it on person who slightly repulses me lool

… All I’m saying is it would be nice for once to not want to attack every Tom, Dick and Harriet (lol) I see holding an excessively LARGE card/teddy or bouquet of flowers.

OR…

Want to headbutt every couple (the amount seems quadruple on Valentine’s Day) walking aimlessly around town hand in hand, stopping to kiss every 3 steps.

OR

(If I decide to treat myself to some sort of meal… Even a chinese takeaway… )Not have to wait 2 hours before getting served! (not a jokes… my chinese last year took 2 hours and to add salt to my wounds a little more they delivered the wrong order so had to get it returned and wait another 45 minutes)

Ok yeah so let’s straighten this up… I dislike Valentine’s Day cos I’ve never had a Valentine.

Mehh probs won’t change this year. Might just end up going out next tuesday and getting excessively smashed and crying all night (FUN TIMES lool) at least I’ll be with other valentines day rejects lool.

But I won’t tell a lie, Valentine’s Day does have its plus side… You know pancake day is usually not too far away!

BRING ON PANCAKE DAY! :P

xx

F4T: I forgot. You forgot. We forget…

I find it more and more intriguing how people forget things so easily. I think its cos I hold such “menial” things with high esteem.

To me… The little things also count. Maybe even more than the big things. Well cos I think a lot of big things are usually done for the spectacle. As opposed to the little things that don’t catch your eye straight away, but then one day it clicks *BOOM!* and you’re like “oooooooooohhhhhh” or like “aaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhhh” you know what I mean, like* BING! Light bulb moment*

besides the point I’m trying to make…

But yeah, how are we so forgetful? I’m sure there’s a WHOLE lota scientific shizzle that I could get into…

Well I can’t cos I was shit at science and failed psychology, but hey ho again besides the point.

I know for a fact that when I deem something IMPORTANT or I CARE for something the thought of that thing is usually constantly buzzing around in my head. Oooooor let’s say it does slip my mind, it can take the simplest, most obvious (sometimes not obvious) thing (sign) to trigger that thought off and then… again around my head it begins to BUZZ!

I NEVER forget to eat! Like seriously my belly just won’t allow it. My nostrils take a good role in the reminding process too. Smell good food I wanna eat it regardless whether I’ve just finished a mahoooosive meal or not. I’m not saying its impossible to forget. I hold my hands up and willingly admit I am a forgetter. Buuuuut at some point I do remember…

Like I mentioned before little triggers and signs usually remind me of things I may have forgotten. I even sometimes forget things I believe are IMPORTANT… Usually this is the case cos something else (important/unimportant) has momentarily taken over my mind…

I really want to make the effort to forget less and remember thing more.

I want to remember the little things more often. To me, its the little things that count.

Besides I hate being forgotten, so I wanna remember others…  

Selfish chivalry?  I guess I’m an oxymoron lol

Rant over

xx